MY BOSS'S SECRETARY IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

Do you have that one colleague who can't do a single thing right? Or his/her presence don't mean a thing in the office?? Or they only know to back-stab others instead of doing their job to get to the top???

F*ck all the secretary in the rest of the world cause I found a winner. Winner for the 'Best In Doing Nothing- Secretary'. Range? The WORLD. Oh wait, make it UNIVERSE. The winner is... *drums* My Boss's Secretary!!! Mrs. Know-It-All.

Let me introduce you to her. She play Facebook all day. When I say all day, I mean it. The WHOLE FREAKIN DAY. When she was given task to do, for example, update my boss about the attendance of who will come for the launching ceremony from 2 (two) company. You know what she will do? She will call frantically to the company for 30 minutes (after she receive the task), then play Facebook (if the company don't pick the phone). The she call again at 1.00pm (rest time), then maybe at 3pm. Then complain about how many works she have done. What the fuck lady.  Then my boss will pity her, and tell us how she (Mrs. Know-It-All) have done a lot of great thing. Bitch.

There's one thing I really admire her. It's the quota of her stomach. She can eat a LOTTTTTTTTTTT like 2 plates of rice, 3 times taking the chicken masak merah, vegetables (she's not a fan of vegetables), 2 times drinking the coffee (big cup) + (a lot of sugar), snacks, 2 times taking the fish, eating cake 2 times, another snacks, more to come! She can eat that in 30 minutes! She eat a lot! Wow! And even tapau if the food not finish yet.  Come on lady, you are fat, why do you want to get fatter?

Some more, she even call me fat when I'm like 20kg lighter than her! So if I'm fat, then you are a freakin whale-walrus hybrid. Damn. I hate myself when I'm angry. She don't pick up the phone when office's phone are ringing. She give people task and said that it is from my boss. She even blame whatever wrong she is doing to other people! And the sad thing is, my boss believe her. Damn. 

Btw, if you think that my boss like her cause she's pretty, you get it wrong. My boss is a woman with children. And that secretary of hers is a 50-year old lady. Maybe that's why my boss believe her so much cause she's old. But age doesn't come with knowledge! Buel Buek Buek I hate her! 

I will have my revenge.

Angrily,

Grace The Destroyer :-[ 

My Awesome Fiancee

He smells amazingly refreshing!

His name is Andy and currently 27 years old (2014). He is cute and charming and lovable, and yes I do sounds annoying. But apart of me being annoying, I have to proudly admit that he is the most amazing man I ever encountered. 

He loves sports and gym. He sings the most romantic rock love songs to me, which I don't get it at the first place. I know he used to feel embarrassed when he saw me dance like a crazy lady whenever I heard my jam on the radio, or in the shopping mall, or in the elevator. But I know the embarrassment feeling fades away by time cause I saw him dance like a little kitty cat to 'Joy to the world' song in shopping mall last Christmas. 

He likes wearing pink, or bright colours cause he said he can pull it off. He likes Luffy from One Piece anime character, and he actually think that he is Luffy in real life. I saw his straw hat, and he always pair it with his red button shirt (to look like Luffy). He forgot that Luffy don't wear spectacles.

He is 20% annoying at times, and when his manja time come, his annoyingness blasted to 80%. He will act like my 3 year old nephew, Gabby, and demand for everything to go in his way. He even pouted his lips so that I can see clearly that he is being a manja big baby brat. 

Aside from the little negative things that he have, he have the purest soul I ever met. He loves God, he love his family, he loves animals, and though he don't admit it, I know he can't stand looking at sad crying faces. He is a gentleman (which I looooovvvvvee to the max) and mostly I love him cause he do what he said. He said he loves me, and he said he wants to get married with me, and the next thing I knew, he ask my mother for my hand in marriage.